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MOTHER'S DAY STUFF: Ideas for Mother's Day: 1. If you're able to, visit Mom in person. 2. If you've already bought a card to send, tuck a
personal letter inside of it this year. 3. Send a contribution in Mom's name to a cause
that she supports or supported. 4. Consider taking in a foster child who doesn't
have a mother (or father). 5. Take a conflict resolution course and have more
peace in your home. 6. Patch up a quarrel before it's too late. 7. Help a friend who's a Mom by taking care of her
kids one day or evening next week, so she can have some time to do
whatever she wants. 8. Plant some flowers or a tree where they'll bring
beauty to the world and pleasure to those who see them. 9. Make a meal for your Mom or for another Mom. Just be sure to clean up ALL the dishes, including those you cooked in -- and wipe that splash off the wall, too! 10. If you are a guy, ask your mother out on a dinner date and movie, just the two of you. 11. If your mother has graduated to be with the
Lord in Heaven, then why not invite a mom who has no family over to eat
dinner with you and your family. ==================================== FUNNY QUOTES: People who were famous, what would
their mothers really say? PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you
think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!" MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY'S MOTHER: "I don't
mind you having a garden, Mary, but does it have to be growing under
your bed?" MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your
father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can
give us?" HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER: "Humpty, if I've told
you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But
would you listen to me? Noooo!" COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've
discovered, Christopher. You still could have written!" MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Mike, can't you paint
on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get
that stuff off the ceiling?" NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right, Napoleon. If
you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your
hand out of there and prove it!" CUSTER'S MOTHER: "Now, George, remember what I
told you - don't go biting off more than you can chew!" ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the
stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other
kids?" MARY'S MOTHER: "I'm not upset that your lamb
followed you to school, Mary, but I would like to know how he got a
better grade than you." BATMAN'S MOTHER: "It's a nice car, Bruce, but
do you realize how much the insurance is going to be?" LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER: "Well, all I've
got to say is if you don't get off your tuffet and start cleaning your
room, there'll be a lot more spiders around here!" ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But, Albert, it's
your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling
gel, mousse, something...?" JONAH'S MOTHER: "That's a nice story, but now
tell me where you've really been for the last three days." SUPERMAN'S MOTHER: "Clark, your father and I
have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone
line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone
booths?" See also
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